Interviewer: Why do you always wear black?

Chekhov: I am mourning for my life.

― (via hush-syrup)
When I look in the mirror at the end of my shift…


starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

I do this stupid fucking thing where I ignore the boy I think is cute and then I hate myself for being an asshole.


gold dust woman - fleetwood mac

follow those who pale in your shadow


Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs


don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me